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We didn't stop there, we thought it cruel for our new baby to have a destiny of eternal solitude and decided to get our lady a man. For Brigid it was easy: she instantly spotted Brandon from Beverly
Hills 90210. I hated Brandon, couldn't find my beloved Dillon from the same series, so I had to go on a long and dangerous quest to find my new Barbie a guy. Just when I was on the verge of turning her into a lesbian
(due to a lack of suitable candidates and besides - why not anyway?) I found him - Kocoum. I had to cut'n'paste that name, I can neither pronounce nor memorize it. Kocoum. K-o-c-o-u-m. No chance, to this day he is simply "that indian from the Pocahontas movie" to me. So cool, so cool! Big bear paw tatoos on his chest, and compared to boring Ken this guy does have a chest. Not to mention his mohawk hair cut and his long, long black hair. Yum!
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